How much would you pay to go on a date with 91-year-old BETTY WHITE? Because this is your chance: A "date with Betty" is being auctioned off on eBay, with the proceeds going to charity. As of last night, the current bid was $5,100.

The winner will get a round-trip ticket to L.A., V.I.P. tickets to the Morris Animal Foundation Gala of Hope: An Evening with Betty White, a one-night stay at the hotel (where the event is being held) and a seat at Betty's table.

(To submit your bid, hit up Since this isn't REALLY a "date" . . . your "plus-one" would also get airfare, and tickets to the event.)