There aren't many people who make you feel worthless like JARED FROM SUBWAY.  This guy got ENORMOUS, lost weight eating subs . . . and now he could BUY and SELL all of us.

 It's been 15 years since Jared Fogle started losing weight by eating Subway twice a day.  And now, according to reports, his net worth is $15 MILLION.

 Jared's NEVER had another job in his life.  He was a student at Indiana University when he went from 425 pounds to 180 pounds in a year eating Subway.  He wrote to "Men's Health" about it, Subway saw it, and hired him immediately.

Since then he's been their spokesperson and poster boy.  He has a card that gets him free Subway anywhere, and a contract where they fly him first class all over the world for appearances and talks.

And to Subway, Jared's $15 million is a bargain.  They modeled their whole brand around Jared . . . presenting Subway as a HEALTHY alternative to fast food.  And they give him a TON of credit for their huge sales jump.

After his first Subway commercial, sales went up 20%.  In the 15 years he's been with the company their sales have gone from $3 billion a year to $11.5 billion.  But still . . . THIS effing guy is richer than all of us?

(New York Daily News)