Yesterday, Tiger Woods said there was no alcohol in his system when he was arrested for DUI early Monday morning —and yesterday a police report backed that story up.
Police confirmed that Woods blew a 0.00 in the breath test.
Of course, police pointed else something else that didn’t register when they pulled Tiger over—Tiger.
Turns out police had to wake up Woods when they approached his running vehicle prior leading to his DUI arrest.
According to the police report, the officer said Woods "had extremely slow and slurred speech" and struggled with several roadside tasks and that the golfer changed his story about where he was going and where he was coming from, originally saying that he was coming from "L.A." and on his way to "Orange County" before stating that he had no idea where he was.
And incidentally? Jupiter has more than twice the gravitational pull of Earth—and would certainly help explain why both tires on the driver's side of Woods' car were flat and there was damage to the front and rear bumpers.
Anyway, police added that Woods was "cooperative as much as possible" and that he agreed to take a breath test and a urine test.